TODAY seems like an interesting day to blog about..so i shall.

Somehow, i didnt hear my alarm clock ring, and woke up like 1hr b4 sch. Cabbed there.

Bla..bla..bla..bla(boring sch happenings)

Fast forwarding to 6pm. Naqib and i had Floorball tryouts, but coz he forgot to bring shorts, i decided to accompany him on the SAT tryouts. Good thing: I get to go to the choir auditions. Bad thing: Kane will be mad at me for once again making his life difficult by changing my working time.

So i went to choir auditions with my evil plan in mind. I stepped in and was greeted by this super high gay voice. I turn my head and saw this Huged size guy with curly short hair, greeting me in a way more girly than that bimbo girl in High School Musical. First Impression: BIGGEST MISTAKE TO SET FOOT IN THE ROOM!

Okay, so we did some small scale warm ups, then mingled arnd with the others. This was when i carried out my EVIL PLAN. Yea, got like a few ladies who caught my attention. One is considerably hot and chio, the other..im speechless. She is like an exact copy of the girl in Enchanted. her her dress like more colours than a rainbow with flowers and birds. Her hair clip is this strikingly multi coloured butterfly. And the way she talk, reply, worse than the girl in the Enchanted ah.. I was like wth.. Worse of all, she looks like 30+ when shes arnd 18(despite her dressing). The rest looked like men..

So we played some games and i kena forfeit like 4-5 times. Forfeit have to sing song ah (choir mah). Somehow, smtg went wrong with me.. i sing anything. Its like, the songs they asked me to sing like 'My heart will go on', Linkin parks' songs..etc etc. Everyone in there seemed to know how to sing those songs but me. So i asked for the tune so that it cld trigger smtg..but it triggered ntg, much less the lyrics.i supposed everyone was tinking 'why is this hopelessly-cnt-sing person in choir auditions?' Then this girl offered to do the forfeit for me...a pity she looked like a man. Yea, she played the piano like some mad music prodigy..turns out shes taking her diploma this yr for piano..

At arnd 8 45, was my turn to go audition. I was surprised that my legs were shaking. Haha, those who had doubts on my singing ability had a big shock in their life. The moment i opened my mouth, the whole room shook. Literally shook. Its like BOOM!, got a sonic boom like that. The ppl there almost flew backwards. I tink they havent heard a voice so wholesome and wonderful, like mine, since pavaroti(how u spell ah?). Yea, so after my opening entrance, i received lots of nods. The ppl there were like 'OMG!' *MOUTH OPEN BIG BIG, EYES OPEN BIG BIG STARING AT EACH OTHER*. Sadly, coz i havent eaten my dinner, my breath control and pitching abit off..took alot of glamour from my song.

Then they ask alot of qns, immediately threw me the 'Future TP choir president' kind of qns like 'How do u intend to bring TP's choir to greater heights?', 'How do u intend to train other members?', ' What is your mission for the choir..' and all those serious qn. Haha, got one qn is :'wats ur greatest weakness?' I replied truthfully: 'slacking'.

Lol. They seemed utterly disappointed with the 'What is your mission for the choir' qn, coz my reply was 'Actually, *long pause* im interested in the choir, but nt keen. I have other things to do rather than attending choir..but, if u all need a powerful bass for events, just call me lah..' Then i walked off.

Hopefully, those who caught my eye, will call me...if nt i wld have wasted 5 hrs of my life for ntg..and my Evil Plan will be a failure.

Lone Ranger...
...alone in the dark...

'Ryan Is Pro'

That was my motto for this year, with every intention to finally work hard and stop relying on sheer dumb luck. After all, that is wat all pros do.

Now, i officially fail. I tried to be hardworking, revising every night, doing my hw first and not leaving it for last minute, and even preparing for the nxt lesson. But so far, it seems like its not working. Coz, i gre tired trying not to sleep in case, which i eventually dozed off at times. That, even though im having 3 cups of coffee a day in school. I tink, if this continues, i will be die from overdose of caffeine.

Therefore, i have decided to switch back to slacking..hard work is just not meant for me.. Maybe i will be hardworking again after i have come out with another plan to study. For now, 'Ryan Is Pro' must stop immediately, coz i realised that the acronym for it is effectively R.I.P

Hahaha...dead tired now.

Lone Ranger...
...alone in the dark...

Haha. Today 2nd day of school. My retardation continues. I have absolutely no idea whats wrong with me. I purposely rushed to school, thinking i was late...only to find out i was early. BY 1.5HR...

First lesson of the day: Engineering Maths. Basically a recap of SIMPLE amath stuff. Keyword: Simple. But, i cldnt solve a simple quadratic eqn. I took almost 20 minutes to solve x^2-2x+2=0. Its smtg my amaths tcher wld have died laughing of..that after all his hardwork, begging and pushing me to just freaking do well for any test, it was all wasted. Then came others like 'Find the descriminant','Find the real roots','Prove there are no real roots' etc kind of qns..I had no idea wat the tcher was talking abt. The only eqn i rmb was the eqn where it mathematically proved i am a genius(refer to my post on 13th April 2008..hey its almost a yr since then)..how ironic. Anyway, I flipped the next few pages and say the word 'TRIGONOMETRY'. I felt like fainting on the spot. The only Trigo thing i rmb was the acronym 'All Science Teachers are Crazy' which is used to memorise the quadrants..though i have no idea how to use it any longer.

Okay, nxt lesson: Fundamentals of Aeronautical Science, in short, FASC(no idea wat the C stands for). At first i thought it wld a fun class, coz the tcher was a White Indian (truthfully, i am not racist, but its the first White Indian i saw in my life). Then there smtg bulging in his pocket..smtg long and thick. Alot of ppl were laughing at it, then when i looked closer, i noticed wires coming out of his pocket. Being in a course largely dominated by guys, our minds ran wild and came up with lots of assumptions. Then he opened his mouth.. WHOA!!! HEAVY DEEP ACCENT. So i happily flipped thru the booklet. First page, a whole big bunch of crap abt wat do u call numbers that are to the power of 24 to -24. Eg:10^24 = YOTTA, 10^-24 = yocto..inbetween got many other alien names. I was starting to get shocked. Then below the page, was 'The Greek Alphabets'. I saw another table of wierd sounding names with strange awkward symbols. I closed the book, with no intention of opening it again, and tried to decipher wat he said..but cnt make out anything, so i went to slp. Scary subject...i have to learn how to convert unfriendly quantities of pounds, to grams, from litres to gallons, from kilometres to yards, to inches, to foot, to nautical miles...etc etc at the tip of my fingers. There goes my assumption of it being a 'fun' class. Ohya, passing mark is like 75% for this subject.

Next was digital fundamentals. I kind of liked it coz its the easiest so far. Its quite difficult to explain, but all i have to do is to say the numbers 1 or 0. Ever..easy rite?

Writing and oral practise was slack. Teacher was easy to bully. Anyway, thats nt the main point. We waited abt 20 min for the tcher, who wanted to change classroom. So we spent abt another 15 min looking for one. then we took abt 20 min to settle down. Just as she was abt to start, another class came and said they had priority over the classroom, so we had to shift. When we finally got started, 1hr was gone from a 2hr lesson. SHIOK? ..shiok.

Tags to all: Haha. Ok

Lone Ranger...
...alone in the dark...

Today first day of school.

Got big shock today at school. First lesson was Circuit Analysis Tutorial.

Teacher: Please flip to Chapter 1 please.
*I flip to Chapter 1*..my whole face sian ready.
Chapter 1: Scientific Notation...aka...Indices: My worst topic ever.

So i was like using all sorts of hand and fingers to finger out whether i shld shift the decimal point to the fight or left..AFTER i figured out how to move it. Thats not including the rules like multiplication and stuff. Lol..i everything give back TKSS liao.

Then came my Lab Work.

Teacher: Okay! Who rmbs wat Ohm's law is?
My mind: *blank*
Teacher: Okay...nvm. What abt Voltage? Who knows what voltage is?
My mind: *blank*
Teacher: OKAY!! How about Current? Who can tell me what Current is?
My mind:*Blank*

That shows how much good my mind retained despite having an extra boost in electronics during DNT classes last yr. All my basics...WHOOOSH!!! down the drain..

Oh. Yes, i was extremely tempted to sleep during that few hours. Within like 15 min i was already like in the 'sleeping zone'(which lasted to ..only thing keeping me awake was the very thought tat i have to work hard..so for like the rest of the lesson, i didnt hear a thing..i was trying not to sleep.

Btw, anyone know a good laptop to buy?

Haiz... Ryan's prediction for the day: another very sian yet probably exciting day.

i stayed till 2am today to 'watch' man utd match. Okay...fine, they lost..coz cheryl nvr 'bless' them. So there goes all hopes of a quintuple..but nvm. The extremely sad thing, was that i cldnt watch match in life action..coz smtg wrong with the tv. I had to like watch on soccernet, where they give updates of the match by the min. So when it came down to penalties, i was reduced to being freakingly anxious infront of my laptop, in my room. When the updates went 'HE SHOOTS...', I had to wait for a super long minute, b4 i cld know the results. For those who thinks that guys over react when watching live football on television, u havent met those who are 'watching' the match on soccernet..or maybe its just me who is that lame to do that.

Anyway, now freaking tired. Cant sleep coz of the mosquito-killing-gas person spraying ..super noisy. He sprays like directly outside my window. The distance btwn his hands and mine wld be less than the height of an A4 paper. SUPER NOISY!!

Oh and i just realise why my schedule is so slack. Thats coz for every min, i have to give my 200%.. Or atleast that is what i think lah. The stuff i learning very professional. sian.

Lone Ranger...
...alone in the dark...

Today i v suay. At arnd 12am, within the first hour of the day, came the first 'not so good news'. Sylvia said smtg like today being her last day of work. Hear that ready then i abit sian liao. I decided to continue working while im studying was coz sylvia relentlessly asked me to cont working, tell me she working. Then now she back out..sian. If i know, i dun waste time quarrell with my parents abt working liao.

Then i went back to work for the first time in a few weeks..made a few stupid mistakes, thx to my poor memory and suay day. Still, i am proud to uphold my record of nt breaking any thing.

Haiz..i know abit sian. I actually wanted to bastard Hui Juan in the this post de..but all of a sudden, no mood. Haha i know! i shall make fun of her.

Yea..so at arnd 4 oclock, i realised why i today so suay. The reason: Hui Juan came to Astons to makan. Haha. I tink she miss me or smtg..first time i return to work, she personally came to see me. HMMM...very suspicious... But thank god, it was my break..so no need serve her.

muahaha..i damn evil rite?

yea..so sch starting tmr. My biggest worry is that i wun work hard..coz poly tchers wun push u. Quoted from my sec 4 classmate: Ryan sleep like 80%of the class time, at almost every lesson. Yea..hopefully i wun repeat that in poly. BUT..theres those super shiok aircon lecture rooms and comfy chairs to sleep on..haiz

quite tired now so short post.

dun like spammers

Lone Ranger...
...alone in the dark...

Okay..so i was wrong.. im nt the only engineering course in TP with no girls..kena lied by my mentor.. Turns out Aerospace Engineering more sad. 90-100 ppl, 2 girls. Whereas my course in 70+ ppl, 9 girls. However, as for the quality of out girls, i shant dwelve into it.

Im kind of thinking of like forming an interest grp. It shall be named 'For those deprived of opposite genders in their course'. That way, ppl like me and Adee and get SEAL points while nt so deprived..lol, i tink im just crapping.

Anyway, went to this sch even called Hop and Jump( ps...i forgot the name). Its like clubbing, but no booze and no aircon. Lol. Best way to describe it? A scene out of Step Up 2. Breaking dancing in the middle, and others just jumpting arnd with their hands up. Quite good ah some of them..

Oh, and grats TK Choir for obtaining Gold With Honours once again...hope u all also get best secondary school award. JYJY!

Lone Ranger...
...alone in the dark...

Okay..its cnfm! my class is the only class in the whole engineering sch with no girls. It wld be like going to a monastery to study..wonder how they do it in boys sch..

So anw, had talks today and i realised that i am twice as likely to fall asleep during classes in TP. Why? coz there is smtg called aircon. In sec sch, i alredi sleep like 75% of the time..i wonder how i will fare in TP. That aside, i have decided to join tons of CCA..

I learnt that there is technically no such thing as a 'live' chicken. Coz, the term 'chicken' refers to dead hen, rooster or chick.






Reply to tags-


Clover: Haha..have to go girl-hunting liao.


Sylvia: SSSSHHHHHHHHH!!! dun tell anyone i turning gay..later cnt get girls. Must HUSH HUSH!!!!


Suzanne: Eh..other aerospace classes got girls lor. My freaking class is the only freaking class with no freaking girls in the whole freaking school, with 5000+ freaking ppl..i tink


Adee: Haha yea! Eh, atleast urs got 2 lor..mine nil leh. i damn sad.

Lone Ranger...
...alone in the dark...

Haiz..why is it that when my dreams come through, it always turns out for the worse? Today was a another day where i wish i hadnt foresee it..

So as dictated in my dream, my class really had no girls. Aerospace Electronic had 3 classes..and my class was the one with no ladies. I think of the whole engineering school year 1, my class is the only one without girls..damn sad. The whole class also emo for like few hrs, until the mentors all give up on trying to 'hype' us, coz we dao them straight in their face. Then some person had to like come in, talk to us. He is like one of the professors, but quite okay in ccounselling lah... So after that, we had mass dance. The other classes get to have boy-girl partnership in the 'mass couple' dance.. My class? I had to hold guys' hand and dance like gays.. Damn sad. Haiz..i getting more and more emo-er talking abt it.

Erm any plus side? Err...my long lost psch fren, and my ex-classmate is in the same class with me. Thats all.

Gdluck to me for the nxt 3 yrs.

Updated my music list to hopefully help me out of emo-ing.

Lone Ranger...
...alone in the dark...

So today finally came! Last day of a 5+ mth long holiday. Quoted from Edmund: 'Better treasure it!' Tomorrow's the start of my orientation and marks the start of schooling again, very sian.

On sunday went out with the 'Aston Newbies' (which i find need a change of name, coz its quite degrading). Anyway, went PP. Walked arnd alot before deciding where to eat. WE ate at Jacks Place. HAHA! We were commenting on their service alot and laughing abt steaks being done 1 lvl of done-ness up. Haha.. In a way, i was glad mine wasnt served in a hot plate..so i cld enjoy my medium rare steak.

So after that, we went to the arcade above. and played alittle. Highlights: Clover's driving. So after that clover and adeline went to work.. Me, SanJay, Sylvia and Suzanne went Suntec to watch the Fast and Furious 4. We originally had like an hours+ of free time to do wdv we like...but somehow time passed so fast when your enjoying it, we were left with like 30min to find dinner. So once again, i felt as if i was in the Amazing Race against time, wandering arnd the whole of Suntec to find food.. I was amazed at the speed which we ate our dinner..

Missed abit of the movie. Ntg nice to comment abt the movie.

Hmm, if tmr's orientation is fun, maybe i will blog.. But if it turns out like wat i heard from my frens at SP..then forgot it.

Lone Ranger...
...alone in the dark...

Yes! FINALLY RMB MY PW. Took me abt 3 days to rmb it. Then it came to me in my dream this morning. Good timing to, too many ppl bugging me to update my blog.

Haiz, so abt 2 hrs ago, my parents decided to play 'war' again. And their play toys were: Box of Chicken Rice, Glass of Water, Beautiful Neat Living Room which i cleaned ystd. Now, it is sort of calmed down and wats left is this result. Chicken rice on the floor, wall, ceiling and rice entered those hard to reach corners. Water seeping into the sofa. A floor, filled with chicken slices, rice, water and chilli sauce. AND I JUST CLEANED THE WHOLE LIVING ROOM YSTD!

Enough said abt that. So for the past 2 weeks, I have been totting at home, missing out on work and going out. Why? Cause i just had an operation in my mouth. What operation? The extraction of 8 extra tooth in my mouth, 3 of which are wisdom tooth. As all 8 are inside my gum, the dentist said: 'On the upside, your not a bigmouth(lame joke). On the downside, you have to extract those cause, when they appear, you will have a crammed mouth and extremely painful.' Come to think of it, it is quite scary. 8 extra tooth in my mouth. WOW! Yea, so of course it hurt like hell after the operation. Swallowed blood for like 2 days and eating plain porridge. Most amazing thing? I didnt feel hungry the whole week, even though it was only 1 bowl a meal. Guess that gastric medicine restrained me from being hungry. ohya, it was terrible as i got a terrible case of flu and cough. So, blood came out thru my mucus as well..gross and i didnt know why. NVM, im healed now, so its okay. Now all i got is a holy mouth. Coz without all those tooth, my mouth is holey. My gums are holey. Im thinking of stringing 4 of those tooth together to make a necklace..sure beats those fake 'tooth' necklace at 77th Street, coz mine are real. Why 4? cause these four are canines, like 'Vampire Tooth'. My cousin was like 'Are you sure your not a vampire? Maybe you are.. your complexion is either very white, or pinkish red..kind of like a vampire'


Haiz, if only my parents so superstitious. This whole week, they said i cldnt eat cnything related to chicken or wdv, can only eat pork. Their reason: other meats have venom to my wounds...i was like '???'. So for me, it was like either vegetarian meals(which i only ate once in my life prior to the op), or (pork only meals).
It was worse than when there was bird flu, atleast then, i cld eat beef. Then i thought about it, if i can only eat pork, wat abt those muslim patients? they cant eat pork, so does that means they can only eat vegetables to avoid those 'venom' thats in the other meats? My parents didnt know what to say, but still asking me to continue my vegetarian/'pork only' diet. So since, i hate vegetarian meals, ive been surviving on char siew and roast pork rice this week. Oh, and it has no sauce coz it is supposed to have 'venom' in it too. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

And, no..i dun tink i have slimmed down.

Lone Ranger...
...alone in the dark...