hmm heard a joke from my best friend's uncle. he said all crabs are like bimbos. superb tasty slender legs. but nothing on top.

Lone Ranger...
...alone in the dark...

i just realise i have been pretty stupid. for the past few days, i have been wondering what to do now coz im pretty bored when i cld have blogged. so much things to say, dunno where to start so i will just have to rmb along the way.

hmm the walls are getting quite boring, talk to them also very sian. wait sian and boring the same thing rite? wat am i saying? haiz must find a new talking partner liao.

so i ended up playing chinese chess...with myself. i wld have to say my chinese chess improved by leaps and bounds, i tink. if only there wasnt the ting called carelessness, i wld be reigning champion. i went 3 games in a row without either of myself manage to do that "chou" move. damn difficult, had a major headache after that. then the next day i played chess with the comp on a website. and its damn pro ah, every move was purposeful and i nvr manage to even come close to victory. i spent 5 hrs doing tat. had another major headache after that. guess u can say my chess craziness came back. i went playing every thing that relates to chess, reversi, checkers, wei qi, wu zhi qi, animal chess, everything! my class also went chess crazy, everyone started playing chess.

hmm, ohya. issit possible for parents to be emo? ystd i tink my father quarrelles with my mum again in the morning. then in the evening, he was eceptionally early from work, tink he took half day leave. anw, he forced me to go out with him and i wondered wat happen. when i asked him where we going he just said :"window shopping" WINDOW SHOPPING!!! no im not excited about it. i am not really a fan of shopping, wats more its window shopping! i picked it up from my dad and he is window shopping. so went cineleisure and attended some launch pparty. leopard OSX10.5 from the clup 21 shop. its not some adult shop but a mackintosh shop. the new programme is really cool wish i had it, and not bought a windows laptop. haiz, if not now i wld be one of the world firsts o be using a leopard, earlier than the US counterparts. originally i bought a windows coz mackintosh do not support alot of games. now they do, im really regretting. haiz. so in the end my father bought the programme coz the demo presentation was really impressive and he was more than willing to pay the price. so it wasnt a window shopping in the end i guess. oh i also got this limited edition leopard shirt cool rite? 50 pieces only for free somemore. better than russell's bag tat is practically dirt and he paid 200+ for it?

oh looking at my juniors msn nicks is really very heart wrenching. this time last yr the class spirit was at the highest. everything was just going rite. i tink its a once in a life time experience. every junior is like sad and yet elated at that atmosphere that is beyond words.haiz, im simply beyond words abt this matter. last yr my class was rojak all the wierdest ppl together. but that rojak was the best in the world. this yr, my class is also rojak. but its the biiterest and sourest of it. haiz. my results is damn embarassing. i made up a true story that havent happen but will happen. for some reason when adults strike conversation with schooling children, one of the topics they like to choose is studies, even though they know from experience, it will go no where. hmm heres a re-enactment that will happen.
Adult: Hello
Me: Hi
Adult: So hows ur result?
Me: Errrr okay?
Adult: hmmm so what are ur best subjects?
Me: hmm science, maths, DNT.
Adult: Wow! interesting! u most be top in class rite? so whats ur marks like?
Me: Oh! err 60-65. The rest C, but lucky this time round only 1 fail.
Adult: Errr....

yea, i wanna retain... to further build my basics.

Lone Ranger...
...alone in the dark...

hmm lets see, i got posted to EINSTEIN. haha home of the brains. smart rite? haha i know. hmm dun like the hse system. i tink the class system better. thinking over the yrs, the class system brought 1b and 2b together. still rmb in sec 1 1b was rated the top class. haha i tink thats where all the class spirit first came abt. then came 2b. we were always the best. now hse system dunno leh. last time p sch hse system quite competitive with other hses. anw, wierd thing though. i heard EINSTEIN is associated with the colour red...same like p sch.

anw i was wondering, whats the diff btwn a robber and a thief. after interviewing many ppl, i concluded that a thief and a robber is the same. just that a thief commit petty crimes like stealing wallets and such hence the term "snatch-thief", whereas for robber, it is more large scale ike stealing tonnes of money, hence the term "bank robber". so i was wondering, if a thier/robber was to go to u, put a knife near ur throat and say "money or ur life!". is that person a thief or robber? furthermore, when a bank robber robs a bank, the bank is considered to be robbed. however, when a women is a victim of a snatch-thief, she is somehow also considered to be robbed, and not thiefed...

Lone Ranger...
...alone in the dark...

WARNING!!! LONG POST AHEAD!

These videos are hilarious.




hmm this one alittle bit insulting ah, dun get put off.


kk now for posts.

these few days super tired. why? coz i cant sleep. everynite have been sleeping at 1-2? and in the morning, i wake at 7-8. why? coz of that stupid internal alarm clock. after 8, i am like a zombie. cant rest in peace and is a mindless freak.

mon went out...mindless zombie...didnt know i cld play soccer arcade game machine...first time i played. then dinner i tink i finally wake up liao.started being crazy and even came up with a lame joke: the young of kids or kittens.

originally, i wanted to accompany this post with a new blogskin... thats why i didnt blog for long, cldnt find one suitable one. I tried finding smtg relating to bears what i find teddy bear. tried lion. what i find? lion king. tried big cats. what i find? cute kittens...not a suitable one.NOT EVEN ONE! argh.

Lone Ranger...
...alone in the dark...

hmm today sucked alot. first wake up in the morning to attend a test for 2H. only 3 classes attended assembly. 3C, F,J. then during assembly the stupid news came. " DNT students, will paper will start at 10 instead of 7:50 due to some change in timing."
... yah u guessed it. abt 2/3 of the sec 3 there take dnt, and they have to shift it back to accomodate the lit and malay lit paper which is the minority... and furthermore, cldnt they tell us earlier? so wasted 2 hrs in the classroom doing shit.erm xin ci they all burn the paper then spray perfume, making a big din which got us scolded by mrs tey. dnt paper ok lah but die liao...

dunno whats happening to me these few day...tired, headaches yet cant sleep...

Lone Ranger...
...alone in the dark...

hilarious

hilarious

hmm made this sentence while sleeping during the exam. SEE( a person's surname) cease seizing seas.read out.

Rmb this?



yup its the machine then pours the soft drinks u see at fast food restaurants and food courts. my guess? thats how Anything and Whatever came about. What do i mean? when excess soda is filled, it gets poured away in a big container beneath the counter and it gets canned in a factory. cheap and they make use of waste sodas.hmm where one place i know with lots of this? KFC KALLANG. they got a free flow of soft drinks. so kida play there, pour away half drank coke and feel it with other stuff. meaning the container at the bottom is filled with not only sodas but plenty of saliva and oil. so the next time u open a can of soft drinks, think about the processing part.

Lone Ranger...
...alone in the dark...

whats the point of asking me to study fo weeks, possibly months. when at the day of the most importance, the few hours of the most importance. the moment when i was suppose to revise through the mental notes i prepared. in the morning of my final year exams, u decded to not let me go school? i got to thank my dad, for still sending me to school despite the fact that he might me losing lots of stuff. what do i mean? i will explain later.

today morning they quarrelled again.this time more stuff was lost or rather, broken. when i came back home, what did i see? Shattered CD fargments, glass lots of debris. so i had to clean up. which pretty much defeats the purpose of exucsing me from housework.

so let me count or rather calculate the amount of money lost.

Brand new Mackintosh for 2 weeks: $5000
2 Handphones: $1000
Cds: %500
Glass Bowl: $60
Snacks:$50
eh basically alot of money while im here trying to save money.

so anw, my sister inspired me to figure this theory out: God is not only everywhere, he is also everyone. Before continure, the following part of this post is not meant or intended to any insults.

God is a an Artist. He is so creative to make the many million faces, fingerprints and snowflakes.

God is a carver with immense foresight. He is able to carve our future onto our bones so ihs messengers(fortune tellers) can read them. Also he carved our future on cards( tarot cards ) and palm (palmistry). Like for eg, one's wealth, health and love in life can be predicted by the three lines on our palms. if u join ur two hands together with the two palms facing u. u sld be able to see ur future's life partner's chin by joining the two top lines together. hmm so wa happen to ppl who are single? like monks or nuns...big flaw there.

God is a mathematician. Length of 2 arm + wdith of chest = height.

Since he is everyone, he is also a slacke( seriously no off ). Size of palm = size of heart. diameter of head = diameter of thigh. length of lower arm = length of foot.

Lone Ranger...
...alone in the dark...