Thursday, March 20, 2008
haha i didnt i was such a good writer. my compo for the level test i tink last term got 20/30. my highest in history so far. it was abt 3 brothers bob, bernard and brian. it basically in the context of 3 lttle pigs, the big bad wolf being a tornado. at the end, bob, the eldest wanted to build the strongest hse ever. but the 2 younger brothers asked him "Can you do it?" and Bob the builder said, "Yes i can!" lol. i guess mdm nora likes fairy tales and kiddy shows.
Saturday, March 15, 2008
a little joke.
a common measurement of length: the foot:
a much more common measurement: the feet:
the professional measurement: the quare feet.
its either: feet x feet:
or literally sq feet:
so which measurement is ur hse measured in?
Thursday, March 13, 2008
today went to russ's hse for the first time after 4 yrs.had to lie to go out. actually, im fine nt going out, just that today my mum's on leave, and i dun enjoy her company. so my lie was "going out with pri sch friend". y will it work? coz "ctaching up with pri sch friend is imp". okay. it wasnt a total lie. we had plans to go TM, but didnt come true.
so went PP eat brunch. i tot it was breakfast so i ordered a bowl of chin chow. then i realise it was lunch, so i ordered a bbq beef set. ed and yc was damn lame. ate le then ed yc dissapear to sm place for them long. they say go toilet but the time they went is way longer than a man having die-a-rear(dunno how to spell). then seems russ owed wynne two scoops of andersons ice-cream due to some bet. then wynne damn smart. she decided to eat a single scoop today and the other scoop another time. haha russ was like complaining, "SIAN LAH! double scoop cheaper than single scoop leh!!! waste my $1!!!" haha damn comical the both of them. wynne likes cookies'n'cream...only smart ppl like me appreciate that taste...
then went his hse, at the basement carpark met Mr n Mrs Chio, damn funny. Mr Chio was like whitling to russ(signalling wind) and super hilarious. if they didnt have smtg can di siao me with, i wld have helped him di siao russ and wynne. went up his hse, wynne learnt guitar(both acoustic and electronic), couple of chords and an Avril Ler-vin(dunno how to spell) song. obv, russ consistently coached her.
smhow, ed and yc disappear and appeared after a damn long time and appeared with a dog(u know hu), 3 macdonald french fries. they shld keep this up, im sure next time they will appear with Jessica Alba and some tiger beer liao. Mrs Chio came up with pizza hut. the dog ate the bones and scraps. after that watched a few youtube videos damn funny.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uwOL4rB-go
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHFmKg_rnJg
go watch all the videos
Thursday, March 06, 2008
Oral training:
This is a telephone exchange between a hotel GUEST and ROOM SERVICE at a hotel in Asia which was recorded and published in the Far East Economic Review. YOU MUST READ THIS ALOUD!!!
Speke: Are you there? Are you there?
Watt: No, I’m here.
Speke: What’s your name?
Watt: Watt.
Speke: Can’t you hear? What’s your name?
Watt: My name’s Watt.
Speke: I’m asking you.
Watt: I’m called Watt.
Speke: I don’t know.
Watt: I am Mr Tom Watt.
Speke: Oh I’m sorry. I didn’t understand.
Watt: Who are you?
Speke: Speke.
Watt: I am speaking. What’s your name?
LOL? read the nest one. dunno if you have seen this tongue twister b4...Must also read aloud.
Mr. See owned a saw.And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw.Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.Before Soar saw See,Which made Soar sore.Had Soar seen See's saw.Before See sawed Soar's seesaw,See's saw would not have sawed Soar's seesaw.So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.But it was sad to see Soar so sore.Just because See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw!
Kinda reminds me of this Cantonese word which is pronounced as "SOR-SEE"...which basically means key.
Okay, so i damn long nvr blog le. dunno what to blog, ntg to talk abt. i wld say this yr i grow alot quieter. How? i dunno. just less shouting i guess.i tink this yr doom le. wk 9 then started paying attention in class. PAYING ATTENTION! not even studying for tests or revising. doom? yes
so anw, i officially tink my FT has a weird character and a bad role model and tcher.how? just because we never collect donations for the donation drive, he made us write a 250 essay on how to collect donations and why we never did it. is he allowed to tat? no. its suppose to be a DONATION drive. it means donating money based on free will, though luck if we are stingy. first he punish us for playing bridge in classroom by playing bridge infront of the staffroom and lecture us abt the proper rules of playing bridge. and shockingly, he have nvr given anyone anything as a present b4. not during valentine's day to his wife or any other day. none at all. tat he revealed to us on mon...