Wednesday, June 04, 2008
Received this hilarious email:
Chinese teachers crying…
１。题目：一边……一边……
小朋友写：他一边脱衣服，一边穿裤子。
老师批语：他到底是要脱还是要穿啊？
２。题目：其中
小朋友写：我的其中一只左脚受伤了。
老师批语：你是蜈蚣吗？
３。题目：陆陆续续
小朋友写：下班了，爸爸陆陆续续的回家了。
老师批语：你到底有几个爸爸呀？
４。题目：难过
小朋友写：我家门前有条水沟很难过。
老师批语：老师更难过。
５。题目：又 又
小朋友写：我的妈妈又矮又高又胖又瘦。
老师批语；你的妈妈 是变形金钢吗？
６。题目：你看
小朋友写：你看什么看！没看过啊
老师批语：没看过
７。题目：欣欣向荣
小朋友写：欣欣向荣荣告白。
老师批语：连续剧不要看太多了！
８。题目：好吃
小朋友写：好吃个屁。
老师批语：有些东西是不能吃的。
９。题目：天真
小朋友写：今天真热。
老师批语：你真天真。
１０。题目：果然
小朋友写：昨天我吃水果，然后喝凉水。
老师批语：是词组，不能分开的。
１１。题目：先……再……，例题：先吃饭，再冼澡。
小朋友写：先生，再见！
老师批语：想像力超过了地球人的智慧。
１２。题目：况且
小朋友写：一列火车经过，况且况且况且况且况且况
老师批语：我死了算了
so it is now the June Holidays...or what it is "supposed to be" these two weeks..is mad. Lessons everyday up to 6pm. even longer than curriculum time..its like wtf lah. after sch 2pm dnt or choir. each time i pon one of it i feel bad..yet both equally important. just too pressed for time to make anyone happy. now my dnt tcher tinks i am not interested in dnt, and my choir tinks i am not interested in Russia too. sian, each time i pon, i go through a major headache. added with tuition and other reasons, im even more pressed for time.
further more, due to my results, i am now on supposed study streak. no more computer, and must sit outside to study, with my sis sitting with me to supervise me..like wtf. and im not allowed to slp any earlier than 12am. so its extremely tired for me everyday nonstop.
all in all, i tink the "press for time" stress is the worst of all..coz it realise is leading to alot more stress from others..like friends.