Friday, July 27, 2007
hmm i finally rmb what i wanted to say on tue le. bcoz choir members left the classes half an hour earlier, to have lunch. then while eating, the unncle smtg came to tok to us. he seems to be on crack that day. he was like taking a piece of potato that looks like the bottom part of a males body and sdtarted saying sick jokes/statements and actions. then we were like laughing our heads off and is shld be rated like R21?
then i found out smtg. Gary of 3a is super sensitive to "sparks". i mean if like a girl wink at him or smtg he will have an explosive reaction, shld go n try. very hilarious.
ohya today azri made a short erm paragraph. it reads:
my small little body. im slim and sexy. everyone wants me. most men will pay any amt to have me and some times even girls. they bring me everywhere, office, hotel, bedroom. they suck and finger me and makes me very hot. my smell is very intoxicating to them and prisons them in pure bliss. they throw me aside to rot when i have fulfilled their pleasures.
i am a cigarette.
haha that para is edited, i cant really rmb what he wrote and so i edited his work. haha jin pei read le was like very disgusted like and her espression was quite funny.
hmmm then while waiting for my turn during chinese oral, masahiro said this funny story it started like this:
A commander was having a drill section with his platoon.
Commander: Today i will give u all a discount we will just do 50 push-ups. IS THAT OKAY?
Platoon : YES SIR!
the platoon did as instructed, shouting the number of push-ups they did. at number 49, the commander asked
Commander: HOW MANY MORE?
Platoon: ONE MORE!
Commander: Want more?
PlatoonL NO SIR!
Commander: So how many more?
Platoon: ONE MORE!
Commander: So u want more?
Platoon: NO SIR!
Commander: SO HOW MANY MORE???
Platoon: ONE MORE SIR!
Commander: OKAY! 300 MORE!
...a typical spastic scene at the army...